Friday, September 7, 2012

Autosipia Stills With John Carradine

Well, let's just keep that old comedy routine rolling, but tonight's feature comes back from South of the border again, with the WTF incredible "Autopsia De Un Fantasma!"

First off, now, come on, I might be a caveman, but I wasn't thawed out yesterday, and even I know you can't cut-up a ghost! Who do they think they're kidding?? Que Paso?? This must be some kind of comedy!!!
Featured here before, the man responsible for the music, uno hombre malo, Raúl Lavista!!

We're so lucky to be able to review this film, it seems like Tabonga stumbled into some godforsaken cantina in Guanajuato, Mexico and bought it under the counter for some ungodly amount, not knowing that it was like 17 generations of VHS tape recorded at the slow speed! So, you get what you get, and that is some kind of off the wall version of "Wooly Bully" with Chipmunks on speed tape loops crossed with the best of the jammin' music from Jerry Warren's "Batwoman." I know, that's like Huh? but you'll see or hear what I mean, when you listen to this, "Autopsia De Un Fantasma" or "Autopsy Of A Ghost."

And if you still don't believe me, check this out "Batwoman" again!

John Carradine still workin' it, this time as SATAN!!

Satan sticks his tail in this gal's face while she's sleeping & she gets all turned on!!

Farting Robot!

Reaction One!


Reaction Three!!!

This was Basil Rathbone's last film, and Yes, it's sad to say that the careers of some of the best, ended up as nothing more than Mexican farting robots! What can I say, we all gripe on a daily basis, but we get what what we deserve I guess! Chance demasiado Tequila "Reposado Zapapan" responsable aquí!! What the Heck

Dead & Fate

Comic Book Ads & Pict Crime

Creeping Terror Stills

Anywhere, The All-American City, U.S.A. circa 1964!!!

Arthur Nelson White or as he would prefer to be called, Vic Savage, was the brains behind this whole mess, I mean spectacle, as he starred in, directed, and produced "The Creeping Terror"!!!

Vic's wife Brett was played by the stunning Shannon O'Neil. This movie must have effectively ended her career, because she never made another film appearance!

They claim Vic disappeared after this movie, basically never to be heard from again! Not hard to imagine! Here the movie is just getting started and he's already drinking!

There's lots of makin' out in this movie, and with a distraction like that, it makes it a whole lot easier for the monster to sneak up and eat you!!!!

This is what a helpless victim looks like to the monster!!

And this is what a monster looks like to you as you're about to be eaten!!

Uuummm!! Tastes like chicken!!

Still neckin', even at the Hootenanny!!

I have come to the conclusion that the singer here is Buddy Mize, songwriting brother of the Bakersfield sound's, world famous singer and steel guitar player on the "Cousin Herb Henson" TV show, Billy Mize!!!

Fans of the genre are familiar with this funzoid Hootenanny scene, and this song, "She Left Me Lonely"! Here's like a studio version, and the version plucked right outta the film along with some other assorted maiming!

"She Left Me Lonely & more"

The Creeping Terror is without a dang doubt, one of the worst movies ever made, but somehow, it manages to keep your interest despite everything it has going against it. Yeah, sure, all the monster scenes are way too long and lame, but the crazy music and the sheer lunacy of the fact that this monster moves slower that a plate of escargot being delivered by a turtle, and yet it still is able to catch and eat all kinds of people without a problem, is stupefying at best. I guess if everybody just got up and slowly walked away, the movie would be even stupider, no, wait, that's not possible!! But you know what, the music is Great, and that's what we're here for!!!

The "Dance Hall Twist" we featured here before, but this dance goes on and on, and on, because once again, this is a another film about party monsters! They've got nothing else to do til The End!

The 'cougars' are out on the prowl tonight!!

Check out those cool shoes!!! Here's the music from the rest of this swingin' party!! The "Dance Hall Twist Part 2"!!! I love the recurring "Yows!" throughout the whole soundtrack!

Everybody's just having the time of their life until the real monster crashes the party! Once again, crashes isn't quite the right term, it's more like it slowly drags itself to the party!!

Now it's time tho throw this party mayhem into high gear, one girl at a time!!

Here the monster gobbles up a cheeseburger!!!

"This story has a real problem"!!! Did you have to come right out and say it Vic??

Wow, maybe we shouldn't have been laughing so much, this looks pretty serious after all!